himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

spaceballs-the-url:

Mom: here’s a flashlight just in case!

me: …really?

does it even work?…

ASDFDSDFGHJKJAADFSHGJKFALGHJAJHJKFDG

spooksie:

dave got a boner in the middle of roughhousing　

yummytomatoes:

princekarkat:

bloodswap time motherfuckers

to be sure none of you get confused, THESE ARE, IN ORDER:
Kanaya, Equius, Feferi, Vriska, Gamzee, Karkat, Eridan, Sollux, Aradia, Terezi, and Tavros

i found the pattern on ara’s dress here

KANAYAHSDKAJDSA OMGHERPANTS… NEP… REZI— KAR SCKREMAM

there-s-no-reason-to-cry:

laughingalonewithklingon:

dylaneatsrainbows:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god i am dying

 #i am jack’s uncounted stickers

asdfghjkl dying 

komute:

superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…